Our heroes then leave and seek to find Ted. The journey from the INN to the activiation point was quite strenuous, about three clicks long actually... There is Ted... I can't believe this. Look what Nick has done to him. 
Prepare to die... JUNK! His text is as big as mine!!! That's ridiculous! Must... control...ange- that's it... you're gonna get smacked Ted! I want you back the way you were! Did he really just say that? I feel kinda bad for Ted... it was his one time to be uber powerful and then then he has te meet the utterly dominant level 250 red knight...tough luck.
And then, the red knight jumped at the gimungous Ted, doing a whole bunch of awesome flips and spins. Like seriously, if you had been there you woulda said "Man, he's doin some awesome spins." But as he was doing this, Ted took a well aimed chop with his axe at theRed Knight, but the Red Knight dodged it like a thrown creme puff. However, it seems the red knight had forgotten that Ted had ANOTHERarm... *WACKA!!* Then the Red Knight got bashed in the face with .. whatever that thing is inTed's left hand, and I tell ya folks... that's gotta hurt. Alright!! That's it... GAZILLION MODE!!!! *Bling bling... flash flash* Alright Ted... If Nick has that much control, I must destroy you! Good luck... bring it... Then insued a wicked crazy, high paced, super glatic, fight scene between Ted and the Red Knight... Here's a graphic... 
Because the Red Knight seemed to have forgotten his sword. (or is that agraphical error?) He found himself take an insane amount of damage...Enough that... He lost all HP... Suddenly the world went black. What? I think I just like... died...
bummer... So what happens now. And why am I on a REALLLLY small planet? *Implied crazy inter-demensional planet story plot omitted* BARK ARF! I agree!!! LET'S RUN!!!
Um, okay. The Hermit quickly.. and dexteriously pulled a little flash grenade fromhis skateboard and threw it at Ted. Or should I say Mega Ted. And it blinded him for just long enough for them to flee to the hills. Dude...I can't believe Red is dead... What are we gonna do? This is suppose to be a humor story and we just KILLED the main character! MAIN CHARACTER! That means none of us necessarily have life lines either. Weare just fodder now. There is one way to get him back...
*Distant Story Telling Voice*
The legend of the 6 1/2 Dinosaur Spheres! It is said that if one can collect these Spheres and wish upon the Dinosaur Torpolekife stating the word "Tortilla Cakes" then he will grant you any wish you like. We could gather them and bring back Red so he can go waste Ted, since we obviously don't stand a chance. But where are we going to find these Dinosaur Spheres? *ting ting ting ting ting ting ... blop* Our party then looks on at the Hermit (well Kyzle and MADDOG), in astonishment as the 6 and 1/2 Dinosaur Spheres fall out of Hermits cape. OHH YEAH!!! I forgot... the reason I knew the legend was because I already found them!! *Hits Hermit in head with gauntlet* Alright, here goes. "Tortilla Cakes!!!" All of a sudden, the Dinosaur Spheres began to glow and spin in a circle, kinda WOOOSHING as they went. And then BAMMO!!! A Dinosaur appeared right in front of them. I am the Dinosaur Torpolekife. You have awakened me from my sleep. What is your wish? Dude.. this guy is scary... We wish for the Red Knight, son of the legendary White Knight, to be brought back! You're wish is granted! As the Dinosaur vanished from the sight of our crew, and the bright flashstarted to dim away, up walked the Red Knight, as awesome as ever! 
WOAH! He's as awesome than EVER! What have you been doing while you were dead??? Well see... There was this green guy... with antenae... And... Well, I'mgoing to go with the time honored "it's a long story..." Well it's time we go BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF TED!!!! Word to your mother! Huh?
And so the party set off to set things straight. You know something is wrong when Ted has text as big as Red... You KNOW there is...dsing* But guys, I forgot to tell you.. it takes an hour for me to be able to go back to GAZILLION MODE, so you'll have to handle him until then. OH look, here he comes now. Ok, guys. It's time to show our power again, but instead of all fighting him at the same time, which would make sense, let's all fight him individually so we can waste us all before Red comes and save the day. For some reason, I like it... Let's do it! Roof roof... (I'll go first) So MADDOG squared off with Ted, which took a ridiculous amount of time before he just stepped down and walked away, right before running out of HP. Then Hermit did his part of intense yet hopeless fighting. Kyzle then had to battle, but he realized it had only been 34 minutes... so he decided it was time... 26 minutes.. won't last that long in this form.. IT'S TIME TED!! Now you get a real fight. Krazy Kyzle Mode!! 
Woah! Dude... look at his awesomeness!! 857 BAJILLION!! That's almost as powerful as the Red Knight!! Kyzle has definitely been doing some training behind our backs... Then insued an even more crazy fight between KRAZY KYZLE and EVIL TED. Ted actually took some damage for once... I mean.. look at that gun!! 20 minutes...
15 minutes...
10 minutes...
Time seemed to be going by so slow but finally, with only two minutes left, Kyzle hit the ground from exhuastion. Where is Red!!?? Would you quit your babbling... It's time for you to get destroyed so the old Ted can come back. Look at that text!!! NOOOO, this means he has hit Gazillion Level 2!!! Good observation... too bad you die now!! MAGNUM OBLIVION SLASH!!!!
BAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! And Ted was gone... Ok guys. Now Ted is free, but we need to bring him back before we can fight Nick. Let's get the 6 1/2 BLACK Dinosaur Spheres and wish to bring him back, since we can't go on until we have Ted back. Our fan base would not allow that... So concludes Chapter 25 and begins the search for the 6 1/2 Black Dinosaur spheres. Once Ted is brought back, then our group can fight Nick... or can they??? FIND OUT in the next chapter of THE RED KNIGHT!! | 
